I wonder how long it would take me to reach the first page of Google for the keyphrase “SEO Goddess”…
I would like to test my prowess and take on SEO Goddess in Google. Would I make it? Will I be hailed as “The SEO Goddess”? I wish. But with only 638,000 competitions, I might have a little chance. I wouldn’t take on SEO Maven which has over a million competitors nor SEO Guru with over two million. I want to start small and take it up from there.
So, what exactly does it mean to be an SEO Goddess? To be an SEO Goddess, you must be aware of the rules so that when you break it, you will be ready for the consequences. An SEO Goddess makes the rules, making her immune to it. But, she does not break them unnecessarily.
An SEO Goddess is the epitome of beauty. She is beautiful in the way she handles everything, manipulates everything. She knows her limitations and she knows how to manipulate them to her favor. An SEO Goddess can and will make search engines bow to her will, she is beyond their control – She is a Goddess.
I wonder if everything I’ve written is true. I will find out for sure when and if I reach number one for SEO Goddess. Will I make it? Am I deserving to be an SEO Goddess? I don’t know, but I will find out.
Google, here I come!
