Quiz Galore
I found this really cool site, called Quiztron, really great for those people who continuously need some reassurance of their existence. So, I went on a quiz spree and these are my badges:
Am-I-Dumb.com - Are you dumb?
| What`s Your Inner Blood Type? Your Inner Blood Type is Type AYou seem cool and collected, though a bit shy. You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that’s a side you keep to yourself. Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn’t quite fit in. People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal. You are most compatible with: A and AB. Famous Type A’s: Britney Spears and Hilter |
| What type of flower are you?Rosea very beautiful flower …with sweet smell…popular and loving…..most ppl like u!
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| How old is your soul?Acting your own ageYour are acting exactly like you should but you need to lets loose every once in a while. |
| How would you dieYou will die of oldnessyou will live to a ripe old age
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Day 4 - The SEO Goddess has arrived
I told you I could do it and in 4 days time! #1 in Google and #2 in AOL for the “SEO Goddess” key phrase. Well, folks, there you have it, the SEO Goddess in action.
Now, to think of another quest… Nah, I would like to bask in the glory of it all for a week or so before I go on another quest.
And would you believe it, just a few hours ago, I was talking to a hostmonster representative because Be Thumbed was down for more than an hour. I got really scared because try as I might, I could not think of anything that I have done to mess up the codes.
Anyway, I was talking to this representative who goes by the name Majic (I don’t even know if s/he’s a he or a she). I’m going to assume he’s a he though. Well then, Majic really helped me and stayed with me for over 20minutes (not really sure how long as I was not keeping tabs, but around that time). He was really attentive and was able to solve my problem in such a short time. It turned out it was a cron issue, because of the various cms that I have tried before wordpress I forgot that I have set a cron job scheduled five days ago and was eating up system resources. I’m not yet sure what cron job but I’m going to find out. Anyway, I just want to give a BIG Thank you to HostMonster for their great Customer service. I am one very happy customer and would recommend HostMonster everytime.
How to kill a website
There are various ways to kill a website just like there are various ways to skin a cat. It is basically easy, the first thing you need to do is get up enough courage to do it, which, I believe is not very easy. The faint of heart could never do such a thing that is why they end up in the gutter. They do not know enough. Nah, more likely, they do not have enough courage.
Your first kill is exhilarating, it would be like an addiction, you will always be craving for more. Sack the morality issue, the name of the game is SURVIVAL. The online world is cruel, its a jungle out there! All kinds of crime abound in the online world, from simple theft, to house breaks, and ultimately murder. Nobody gets caught because the culprits know how to cover their tracks, they are experts and proud of it.
Here are some of the things that you can do to kill YOUR website:
1. Subscribe to Link Farms and web rings, submit your site to free for all websites, link to banned websites. A decent SEO Analyst knows that linking to bad sites like link farms, web rings and free for all website is very bad and could literally mean death for your website. So there you have it, one very easy way to kill a website.
2. Give away one-way outward links. You are feeling generous, with a PageRank of 8 why wouldn’t you be? So you shout out to the whole online world that you are giving free for all one-way outward links with no “nofollow”. As the news leaks out, hundreds and maybe thousands will go to you asking for links, go on give them links, show them how generous you are. Death by hemorrhage, sure death. Before you know it, you will be needing a transfusion with all the PageRank hemorrhaging you’re doing. Will you go with a transfusion? Nope, just give it all away and before you know it, another website dead.
3. Do not update, do not submit, do nothing. Let your website be, let it be a sitting duck, just another website. It is a slow process, the first thing that you’ll lose is your visitors, next your ranking, before you know it, you will be no one, a non-entity. It might not be death but its a fate worst than death itself.
There you go, folks, three certified ways of killing your website. It does not matter if you have spent countless sleepless nights thinking about what to write nor spent hundreds and even thousands of dollars in hosting and advertising, its your money to burn. If you want to go on a killing spree, go on make more websites, optimize them, spend money on them and then kill them.
For those who love their websites, take care of them and never do any of the above.
